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Dear Songwriter friends, You gotta love this song idea? It’s about helping save the forests of the world by using phone directories, newspaper and old books when you go to the bathroom… cleaner and more fun than TP.
Adding water to the paper makes it soft and for super clean bottoms. We have been using non-toilet-paper-paper at our place for three years now. One medium telephone phone book has lasted us 6 months. It’s not to save bucks, it’s to save those forest gems and it’s actually better. Yes, we still have a roll hanging in the bathroom for guests that we forget to coach. Reusing other paper as “Toe Ee Lot Pay Purr” is just sooo satisfying for me because I can get a fresher butt, and it saves our sweet forests and the critters. Our used poopy paper goes into the trash basket beside the toilet, then it goes in the regular trash after that. Because it’s fairly low humidity here in Colorado, it dries fast and does not smell. It feels soooo good to be pooing this way. As far as the trash company, compared to the poopy diapers going into trash cans, nooo comparison. (Thanks to Baby Boomer at Treehugger for saying that’s how they do it in some places in Greece.) So again, I am looking for a co-writer and performer. Should the title be Toy Lat Pae Purr instead? Toe Eelot Pae Purr stele/10 pee squared or doo squared when its time for 1 or 2 for the future critters and children toy lat pae purr ask your hand to play fair note s for another tp song I hear natures call each day is it waters from the meadows (mountains) I hear natures call each day for or two loo is it the trees from the fields so as I I drank it not long ago I hear the tree that gave me fruit ere is little time to delay will it be voices from the forests and the lakes saying now is the time to choose pee pee and poo poo yet when it’s wiping time to show I care I when its time to squat for these choose the way of love toy lat pae purr ask your hand to play fair notoy latpay purp lez pul eez stau ptoyl utpap er toee laut pae purr kee ulz uzaol dafo nbu kuso ka Toey Lot Paie Purr u za Here are some relevant TP posts. More notes: I like using phone books and junk mail for toilet paper. Adding water to the paper makes for non-toxic, super clean bottom. So first, I sacrifice by using non-cushy paper. But second, I celebrate knowing that some critters and future kids will be smiling a bit more because my pooping methodology. We – three roomates – have not used toilet paper in our house for over three years… scooby doo doo. Our used “phonebook poo paper” goes into the waste basket, and then the regular trash can. We don’t notice any additional odor in the bathroom or the trashcan. The relatively small amount of poo dries quickly on our ultra eco toilet paper. And even IF there were a slight to modest additional odor I would give a little smell-wise to give back a bunch life-wise. And thus, we do have a clean and sweet smelling home. By the way – compared to our phonebook poo paper – way dirtier dog doo and diapers are put into trash cans. I really do want to co-write an eco poo paper song with someone. www.VoxErth.net I like to help save the forests by using newspaper, phone directories and book pages when I go to the bathroom… cleaner and more fun than tp. Adding water to the paper makes it soft and for super clean bottoms. We have been using non-toilet-paper-paper at our place for over almost 2 years now. One big telephone phone book has lasted us 10 months. It’s not to save bucks, it’s to save those forest gems and it’s actually better. Yes, we still have a roll hanging in the bathroom for guests that we forget to coach. Reusing other paper as “Toe Ee Lot Pay Purr” is just sooo satisfying for me because I can get a fresher butt, and it saves our sweet forests and the critters. Our used poopy paper goes into the trash basket beside the toilet, then it goes in the regular trash after that. Because it’s fairly low humidity here in Colorado, it dries fast and does not smell. It feels soooo good to be pooing this way. As far as the trash company, compared to the poopy diapers going into trash cans, nooo comparison. (Thanks to Baby Boomer at Treehugger for saying that’s how they do it in some places in Greece.) Any songwriters wanna help me write a song about it at www.VoxErth.net? Resources: Consider donating a few quarters to support this song and to keep Stele writing other environmental songs. Your tips will help get this song properly recorded and performed by touring musicians who can get this song working for our biosphere. Please pass this song around to friends and favorite musicians. Musicians:: Arrange, record and remix a better version of this song. I may be able to share the copyright for your work. |
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